Malkonian 53歲, 男, 住在Cardiff
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Old but able
An old dog willing to learn new tricks!!! Very reliable, honest with my women, don't believe in lying to women or children, except about santa, elves and fairies ....
I was once asked to describe the perfect woman. I responded by saying 'The impossible I can do at once, MIRACLES; like knowing what the perfect women is, could take a lifetime.' Women are individuals and as such cannot be categorised. Men however, are easily grouped. They are single cell hormes controlled from a central brain stem housing directly below their navel. Therefore, women are like a good bottle of wine, they cannot be described until you have had the opportunity to first drink from the prooffered cup .... Unable to respond directly but please provide email address and I'll provide mine and then let the fun begin ....
An old dog willing to learn new tricks!!! Very reliable, honest with my women, don't believe in lying to women or children, except about santa, elves and fairies ....
I was once asked to describe the perfect woman. I responded by saying 'The impossible I can do at once, MIRACLES; like knowing what the perfect women is, could take a lifetime.' Women are individuals and as such cannot be categorised. Men however, are easily grouped. They are single cell hormes controlled from a central brain stem housing directly below their navel. Therefore, women are like a good bottle of wine, they cannot be described until you have had the opportunity to first drink from the prooffered cup .... Unable to respond directly but please provide email address and I'll provide mine and then let the fun begin ....