hey its me!
nutty wacky kooky kind of guy who likes it all. willing to do or try anything once or twice or maybe 45 times. who knows?
I am looking for that perfect woman. The kind of woman who can bring home the bacon and then fry it up in a pan or roll around on it on the floor. Someone who when she looks at me, says why not, instead of why. A woman who is as comfortable in heels as she is in a pool of pudding. A woman fluent in pig latin is a plus.