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One Way Or Another
How can a guy describe himself? Hmmm, I am calm, nice, a little shy and funny. I would also say that I wouldn't screw your drunk passed out friend even if she asked me to. I would say that I don't take advantage of my situation when somebody other has to sacrifice something or someone in exchange. I won't beat up your boyfriend to sleep with you. I am not attracted to your mom even if she pinches my ass. The last thing and most important...If I come to see you, please don't answer the door nude and expect me to come on in. You scare me, have panties and a tshirt on!
I like a woman who can tell me what she wants other than to be treated like a woman. come on, Some of the profiles women have posted Suck! Where are some of these women? Wrong city, state, and even country, what time zone! I guess there must be a lot of blonds out there that don't know where they are? If you are a woman, I am going to treat you like one, duh! OK, I like a woman who likes humor as well. I am attracted to a vertical clitoral hood. Some of the fake women on here probably don't know where that is iether! If you have one, you would know, maybe? I am a average guy and that means average dick. I know how to use mine and your hole will expand large enough to put a cucumber in! So if you want something big go to the supermarket, produce section or if you want something average, that would be me.
How can a guy describe himself? Hmmm, I am calm, nice, a little shy and funny. I would also say that I wouldn't screw your drunk passed out friend even if she asked me to. I would say that I don't take advantage of my situation when somebody other has to sacrifice something or someone in exchange. I won't beat up your boyfriend to sleep with you. I am not attracted to your mom even if she pinches my ass. The last thing and most important...If I come to see you, please don't answer the door nude and expect me to come on in. You scare me, have panties and a tshirt on!
I like a woman who can tell me what she wants other than to be treated like a woman. come on, Some of the profiles women have posted Suck! Where are some of these women? Wrong city, state, and even country, what time zone! I guess there must be a lot of blonds out there that don't know where they are? If you are a woman, I am going to treat you like one, duh! OK, I like a woman who likes humor as well. I am attracted to a vertical clitoral hood. Some of the fake women on here probably don't know where that is iether! If you have one, you would know, maybe? I am a average guy and that means average dick. I know how to use mine and your hole will expand large enough to put a cucumber in! So if you want something big go to the supermarket, produce section or if you want something average, that would be me.
