Here I dont bite ;-)
WelcomeOk this is the bit where I have to sell myself off, ok I'll give it ago ;)This is a fantastic special offer 25% discount givin to all. A limited one off purchase completely orignial and very unique this is the last ture gentlemen remaining online.No more like this will be avalible for at least a life time as the supplyier has stopped manufacturing.Persons are advised to order early to avoid any disapointment,no reasonable offers refussed. I can do anything and everything apart from magic tricks but hopefully in the near furture I will have an update available at no extra cost.Just to give you an idea, I will make you smile when you are sad, take you to new places when you are bored and I will show you how to relax when you are stressed.Also offering a full 30 day money back guarantee if not completely satisfied. Buy now and recieve a special free update that will wisk you off your feet. ;)
What iam looking for you ask?Would have to be a wiser women, independent, mature, responsible, confident, spontaneous with sex appeal, must be a proper lady