I suppose this should be interesting. Um, tight-rope-walking elephants. That's interesting, right?
Look, I have most of what I want out of life, except for the wild, wild sex. And that's all I'm looking for. Of course we would have to be friends, too, but it will never extend beyond friends who have wild, crazy fun sex. I'm not interested in raising false expectations, so I just thought I'd put that out there. I realize that this will turn a lot of people off, and I'm sorry about that. But don't read too much into it. If this is what you're looking for, you might be glad to see this. If this isn't what you're looking for, I can see why you would be disappointed. However, I'm only one man, not all of them. It's unfair to say "all men are pigs" just because I happen to be. Edited by
I am looking for an adventurous woman who appreciates eroticism. Do you long for a secret paramour, whose messages can arouse you? Do you long for some to share eroticism with, pictures, messages, and fantasies? Do you want to wonder if the buzz of that cell phone in your purse heralds another naughty message? Tell me what interests you, what sexual fantasies you imagine when you pleasure yourself, what fond memories of past encounters you bring to mind on a lonely night.