A Horny Nenanderthal Caveman
The best lay in town period. I am smart, funny, and I know what a woman wants when she looks at me. I'm no Brad Pitt, not even close, but I know how to treat a woman. I can be gentle and romantic or a fucking caveman who will bite your ass if you want. Take it or leave it, I dont care, but if you do take it do one thing and give my honesty.
I want a nun in the day and a whore in the night.