Love eating Pie
What it comes down to is this. I want to please and be pleased. I enjoy female company. I think I can always find something to appreciate in a Lady apart from just sliding in past her knickers that are pulled to one side and skirt lifted above her waist though that's usually the best part. I am long, wide and skilful. I have a good heart and a good head, don't you just love a good head? I'm a great physical specimen and have loads of stamina from a balanced diet of eating pie and lapping up the juice. Let the party begin!!!!!
A smart but uncomplicated Lady who just can't keep her legs closed and can't get enough. Pie eater, that's me.