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Chrxxxtopher 45歲, 男, 住在德克萨斯州

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個人資料

性別
國家
美国
位置
德克萨斯州, Von Ormy
婚戀狀態
離婚
身高
5 ft 8 in / 173-175 cm
體型
勻稱
種族
白人
宗教信仰
精神論者
職業
醫療(護理/醫生)

個人介紹

I need to give you what you need
I've been called intelligent funny good hearted and retarded. NASA claims that my mansion on Mars could be contaminated, so until they confirm one way or the other I am stuck here with you people. if you are looking for someone down to earth you are in luck, my HV09 hovercraft is in the shop with a facetious crack in the maniacal intake cylinder, so I'm stuck to the ground just like you. I live in the 11th dimention and am only in this universe when I am what y'all refer to as awake. I like anything and everything as long as no one gets hurt or goes to jail, I don't care for drama. just laughter and fun. even friendly competition like bowling darts pool horseshoes frisbee golf golf miniture golf volleyball softball football goofball board games video games drinking games but not head games. I also like to sing dance try to dance and act like I can dance, the more I drink the better I dance. why is that? okay back to likes, horse back riding, donkey rides (bareback grab him by the ears and hang on), dirtbikes motorcycles 4wheelers and fast cars, nascar 14, nfl texans, mlb astros, nhl redwings and nba spurs, college football longhorns, swimming diving floating canoeing rafting but not drowning, scuba diving, cliff diving, sky diving, sky diving naked, hunting, ghost hunting, and fishing. anything paranormal and basically anything wierd or unexplainable, ufo's the mtheory, history, travelling, flying, driving, mexico, canada, and europe, the rest can kiss my ass. no more room.
I think I forgot to mention something but...okay the list goes onbeautiful people fun people crazy people insanity lunacy poetry reading poetry writing and poetic visions, I'm a dreamer. writing horror, writing romance, writing friends, writing love letters, drawing, painting, gardening, building, destroying and remodelling. can you think of anything I left out? like cooking, baking, eating, chocolate chocolate chocolate and more chocolate. (save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.) I would like to