Sweet Guy Seeks Sweater Girl
I'm a nice easy, going guy with a sense of humor, who tries to be considerate of others but if you can't smile, hug, and laugh we don't need to be introduced. I'm heavy into maintenance hugs and I need a woman who feels the same. I shave my head, or at least the half where hair still tends to poke through. I shower, brush my teeth, do my own laundry, and even put the toilet seat down. I'm honest, though I might eat your last Girl Scout cookie and claim I have no recollection. But hey! You shouldn't have left it lying around.
For starters, I was married to a woman for almost 20 years who never wore a skirt, nor heels, so I'd like to find a lady, this time around, who owns this once familiar fashion combination and knows how to use it. I'm an appreciative boobguy, so I'd like to find a busty lady, with separate top, middle, and bottom. I wouldn’t answer your ad if you were looking for a tall, thin guy with wavy hair, so lets not waste each other’s time.