Hi It's Me Margret.
Tall,Dark,Hung,Serious,Liar. It is amazing how many women have read the afore mentioned and sent me emails. I guess the liar part is not clear. I am neither tall, dark nor particularly well hung. It does seem appearant what women want though. I guess attractive, sincere, intelligent and a bit mischevious fall well below tall, dark, hung, and serious.
Short, boobless, fat assed, trolletts with dry, witless demeanors and clueless twits apply here. Toothless, gaping smiles a plus. Hairy armpits and legs? Oh, be still my heart. My chest may not contain it's roaring, pounding assult on the!