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Its your lucky day!!!
A bit about me then. I'm 5" 8 stone, have a pronounced stutter, spit when i say 'S', have a sexy glass eye that shoots out everytime i sneeze, which is often due to my many allergies, a wooden leg, and every time i bend over my wig falls off, plus im needy easly confused, an cranky "Now go on message me, you know you want to LOL":)
8 Things girls should say to guys 1. im bored, lets shave my pussy. 2. are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. that fart was great, do another? 4. of course i swallow, i love it! 5. no thats ok you drink beer and watch porn. ill do the cleaning up 6. just for a change put it in my arse? 7. how about i get my sexiest mate to join us? 8. marriage? no way! sadly, Carlsberg dont do girlfriends.....
A bit about me then. I'm 5" 8 stone, have a pronounced stutter, spit when i say 'S', have a sexy glass eye that shoots out everytime i sneeze, which is often due to my many allergies, a wooden leg, and every time i bend over my wig falls off, plus im needy easly confused, an cranky "Now go on message me, you know you want to LOL":)
8 Things girls should say to guys 1. im bored, lets shave my pussy. 2. are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. that fart was great, do another? 4. of course i swallow, i love it! 5. no thats ok you drink beer and watch porn. ill do the cleaning up 6. just for a change put it in my arse? 7. how about i get my sexiest mate to join us? 8. marriage? no way! sadly, Carlsberg dont do girlfriends.....
