This aint no 8 second ride..!
I'm just your average blonde haired, blue eyed sex addict. But more on that later.
I won't tell you that I'm not picky. Anyone who does is a damned liar. For example: If you're a member of the sagginassed over 50 crowd, I'm not your guy. If one of your thighs weighs more than my entire body, don't write. If you've ever had a pork chop tied around your neck, don't waist my time. And if I can't see you, I don't read you. But if you're looking for a fuck (And don't fit any of the above), then I could be looking for you.