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個人介紹
I'm Dick Banger
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin. My father was a self relentlessly boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for bugery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he'd accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmuts. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma, ritualistically shaved my testicals. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breath taking I suggest you try it.
I'm a very busy person who is looking to meet some people, have some fun, hangout, and have a nostrings attatched type relationship. If you're into being spoiled in and out of bed, contact me.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin. My father was a self relentlessly boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for bugery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he'd accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmuts. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma, ritualistically shaved my testicals. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breath taking I suggest you try it.
I'm a very busy person who is looking to meet some people, have some fun, hangout, and have a nostrings attatched type relationship. If you're into being spoiled in and out of bed, contact me.
