Wait, you want me to slay a Dragon AND rescue you...
Ever wonder in high school why your boyfrind could write such moving poetry? that was me, and for the right price i did english papers. Or That scoundrel who can't help but flirt with every girl in the room. Think if a charming devil and a reckless angel fell in love, had a kid, left each other in a fit of rage, leaving the child to his own cleverness.
The abillity to join in the conversation with the furniture (when they don't feel it's above them...damn uppity couch)Passion to shake the pillars of heaven in it's strength..A Smile sharper then razor blades..Eyes like a bottled temptest...Body made of electrified mercury..(low bar huh..)