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Read Christmas Joke in Profile , rrhill at rogers com
As a fireman:When Iam called to duty.God,whenever flames may rage;Give me strength to save some liife,whatever be its age.Help me embrace a little child before it is to late or save an older person from the horror of that fate.Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout,And quickly and efficiently to put the fire out.I want to fill my calling to give the best in me!,to guard my every neighbor and protect his or hers property.Andif,according to my fate,I am to lose my life;Please bless with your protecting hand my furture children and my wife. R.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.He shook them and said, "They're bells."Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"The man replied, "These are Carols."Merry Christmas To Everyone
As a fireman:When Iam called to duty.God,whenever flames may rage;Give me strength to save some liife,whatever be its age.Help me embrace a little child before it is to late or save an older person from the horror of that fate.Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout,And quickly and efficiently to put the fire out.I want to fill my calling to give the best in me!,to guard my every neighbor and protect his or hers property.Andif,according to my fate,I am to lose my life;Please bless with your protecting hand my furture children and my wife. R.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.He shook them and said, "They're bells."Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"The man replied, "These are Carols."Merry Christmas To Everyone
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