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NOT looking for action, just curious...
I have problems controlling my innermonologue... I admit that I know what earwax tastes like... I make myself throw up to get out of doing things... I pick my nose in public and get embarrassed when people notice... I am the best Scrabble player I know... I think people who pronouce "supposedly" as "supposebly" are ignorant... I get angry when one of my contact lenses gets stuck up in the back of my eye... I have friends who ridicule me because I don't get Pulp Fiction... Most men are jealous of the tools I have in my garage... My kids both act exactly like me, but nothing like each other... I think John Lennon was a dick... I don't return phone calls... If my kids were someone else's, I'd be jealous... I'm nicer to pretty people than I am to ugly people... I think men's hands are one of their most attractive features... I think people who drive around looking for a parking space are lazy... My laugh annoys people, but I do it a lot anyway... I get freaked out by Easter
I have problems controlling my innermonologue... I admit that I know what earwax tastes like... I make myself throw up to get out of doing things... I pick my nose in public and get embarrassed when people notice... I am the best Scrabble player I know... I think people who pronouce "supposedly" as "supposebly" are ignorant... I get angry when one of my contact lenses gets stuck up in the back of my eye... I have friends who ridicule me because I don't get Pulp Fiction... Most men are jealous of the tools I have in my garage... My kids both act exactly like me, but nothing like each other... I think John Lennon was a dick... I don't return phone calls... If my kids were someone else's, I'd be jealous... I'm nicer to pretty people than I am to ugly people... I think men's hands are one of their most attractive features... I think people who drive around looking for a parking space are lazy... My laugh annoys people, but I do it a lot anyway... I get freaked out by Easter
