Looking for Marla, in Fight Club, but you might do for now.
I am a superhero, who dresses up like a chinese monk and goes around looking for good deeds to do, or some situation where I can help people in distress. Trouble is, I live in a very nice neighborhood, and can't find any wrongs to right. The cops don't like me too much either, and I keep getting arested.
Some crazy chic, whose uninhibited (for the most part) and enjoys having her crypt defiled (likes sex, often) A nice body wouldn't hurt, and will directly determine how often I want to do you.