Fat Balding Perv -very dangerous
About Me? I am a 3 time American Junior TapDance Rodeo Champion and the current President of The Tony Danza Show Memorial Pillow Fight Fan Club. I once let my dog lick peanut butter off my balls and when I masturbate I like to call myself, "Fuck Stud" out loud and then I shove a tooth brush down my throat to make myself gag while I cum. I also have terrible acne on my ass. I lie, alot. About everything. I'll sleep with anyone, and on the first date. So, that's me in a nutshell!! Oh, I also make a mean spaghetti sauce.
You must like good food and love to laugh. I'm so tired of meeting women who like moldy bread and want someone to make them sad. Also, someone who enjoys, "eating, hanging out, movies, going out with friends and breathing." Me too! We should totally hang out! Someone who hates, "fake people and liars." You could even spell it "liers." I don't care! I'm really seeking a smart, gorgeous, blonde, preferably someone who is a Member of Parliament and is into Easter grass. Like to travel? Great, I have to leave for LA in the morning and then take the red eye to Chicago. Will you go for me?Want to hear more? Drop me a line with an email where I can get back to you. Ciao!