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three wise monkeys and the catch of the day
just ask. cant promise that ill answer straightforwardly though because im actually a stalker and just got out of jail for stealing a woolworths semitrailer and trying to sell it on ebay. seriously though im pretty open and looking for someone who wants to buy me a hummer truck so we can make love for a weekend whilst listening to Elton Johns 'Candle in the Wind' WARNING: i have mother issues, i was raised on a duck farm, i love myself too much and in between packing parachutes for a living i masturbate profusely while watching law and order SVU and eating pizza. if you think you can deal with me, good luck, send me a telegram and iil consider you as a 'hornymatch'. im quite picky though.
just ask. cant promise that ill answer straightforwardly though because im actually a stalker and just got out of jail for stealing a woolworths semitrailer and trying to sell it on ebay. seriously though im pretty open and looking for someone who wants to buy me a hummer truck so we can make love for a weekend whilst listening to Elton Johns 'Candle in the Wind' WARNING: i have mother issues, i was raised on a duck farm, i love myself too much and in between packing parachutes for a living i masturbate profusely while watching law and order SVU and eating pizza. if you think you can deal with me, good luck, send me a telegram and iil consider you as a 'hornymatch'. im quite picky though.
